I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
I brought my laptop into the bathroom so I can facebook while vomiting. New low?
We're so high we're finding things in the room to build a submarine with. So far we have two cardboard boxes, a piece of wood, puffy paint, and an empty bottle to use as a periscope.
I just found out how hard it is to put together a fake Christmas tree with a hangover.
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
Emergency! LinkedIn connected me to a hotornot hookup from sophomore year... slutty phase sphere has officially invaded grown up professional sphere. My illusions of interweb sexual anonymity have been exploded.
If you like her enough, bring her with. If not, eloquently cunt punt that bitch through the field goals of life.
In other news, someone I've had sex with won jeopardy last night.
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
There was a pirates of the caribbean marathon on. No matter how much you like rum, it is NOT possible to outdrink the pirates. They always win.
Btw if you ever get emails that pretty much contain 'bwahhhhh jatkkvsweuo' it's safe to assume it's me.
I moved my bed to the living room so when a girl walks in she has to decide right away if shes in or out
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
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