The worst thing that has ever happened to me happened today. I was taking donations at goodwill and someone donated a clearly used vibrator
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
Just warning you now f you do not get intoxicated with me in front of the family on thanksgiving we are not related.
My boyfriend correctly calculated the time I would be out of alcohol and showed up about four minutes after I'd run out with two bottles of wine. I think this is love.
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
I'm unsure as to how you were able to snapchat me with your hands duck taped to beer, but I appreciated it nonetheless.
If by "Are you drunk?" you mean "Did you just faceplant in the checkout line at Target?" the answer is yes.
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
I drunkenly texted ur dad last night telling him he raised great kids hahahahaha
I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
God I miss you. I would very much like to have sexual intercourse with you. I'm home eating chicken alfredo.
Literally just took 6 shots in the shower..I’ve got this.
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
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