Just got a citation from campus security for an "accordion disturbance."
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
17 year olds will be the death of me.
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
We got jeff a deep fryer for his bday. So far the count is two potatoes and your iPod.
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
Look I know it's late and I hope this doesn't wake you up but I feel like you should know that I'm sleeping on my couch in my own apartment so that my friend can get laid in my bed, and I would do the same for you.
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
Best single mom victory - getting eaten out in my dodge caravan in the hospital parkade at midnight.Three words: screaming multiple orgasms.
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