Kiss
Puke
I'm really into asian looking animals
so explain again why im purple
no
He has such a weird drunk-voice.
dude, he's deaf.
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im in a room full of women tattooing each others tits. i hope i remember this tomorrow
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
she told me her two favorite things were grocery stores and dick.
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
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This is a test of Andrews drunk texting, had this been an actual drunk text, all the words would be spelled incorrectly and would be missing key verbs and nouns, followed by a request to not get fired.
I knew us throwing ourselves at him back in the day would pay off. I'm gonna b a divorcees rebound. Score!
Hey. Make all the seamen/semen jokes you want. Not many people can say they fucked 2 different girls in two different countries in one week on a tax free bonus. Next up: Italy.
They think its so cute and admirable that I learned French. BITCH HAVE YOU NEVER HEARD OF GOOGLE TRANSLATE? sexting foreign bitches, there's an app for that
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
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