I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
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When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
i knew it was time to leave the bar when i caught myself doing karate dance moves with a married man.
Did you really lure me out of the bar with a blond holding a dunkin donuts bag? Well played sir, well played.
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
A man and his most likely hooker just bought us Taco Bell.
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You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
Explaining that I bought them at a strip club gift shop with my friend didnt make the furry handcuffs seem less weird
My glasses were in the garbage this morning
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
Southwest doesn't have zingzang bloody Mary mix. I'm gonna file a complaint with the FAA
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