I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
I said make yourselves at home, not to put a used condom on my ceiling fan.
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
im tired of her bring homeless men home when shes drunk. THEY ARE NOT FUCKING PETS!!!!
I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom.
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
The problem with that is that my car has been stolen
Yeah! I was just fired because there was an over hire and the new girl is hotter than me. Seeing as how the new girl is my baby sister I think punching my manager is excusable.
Apparently she almost had an affair at Outback Steakhouse, details to follow when I get home but the apple really doesn't fall far from the tree
I now have a other guy willing to drive 3 hours for my vagina. At my next gyno appointment I'm asking her if there's cocaine in there.
My Captain America poster fell down. Cap is disappointed in my life decisions.
i can trust myself, just not when im drunk. and drinking is my favorite pastime
60% of the guys I've slept with are on my holiday greeting card mailing list. I'm an amazing ex lover.
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
You're so sweet in the most vulgar ways
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