I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
he was like "finding out that arrested development was cancelled" bad
her facebook's as public as her vagina
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you wouldn't stop saying "oil can" in the tin man voice until I gave you back your flask
all you kept yelling was "i'm bored and i'm sober"
she was sobbing drunk in the backseat about her dead cat and how the guy in the front seat didn't want to hook up with her
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
Had a drag queen carry me to the car. So I'm told...
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Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
Last night: Repeatedly yelled about how the fishbowl tasted like blue, stole a stranger's hat, hugged the DJ for playing my request, made out with my roommate, and abandoned the guy I dragged to the club in the first place
This morning: Hat doesn't fit, hangover headache is blue, and I can't move without getting lightheaded
Listen when they tell you not to drink after giving blood
Had to immediately delete the Bevmo email because I can't even look at an email about alcohol right now.
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
I need to stop waking up with no pants on.
what happened this time
I dont know everyone was gone and there was a bird in the room
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