its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
The police are arresting two women who got in a fight for the last Twilight DVD at Best Buy. Classic.
so he just called his new girlfriend by my name and she was too drunk to even notice how awkward..
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
Just missed the last train for another 5 hours. There are balls in or around the mouth of my life.
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
fuck it. from now on whatever room i wake up in, i'm stealing clothes from. this walk of shame shit is too much without pants
Can I please come dance in my bra to destiny's child with you? I'll bring the wine and the glitter
You're gonna be proud in the future that you fucked the next bill gates
He reached a whole new level of creepy. We were getting a coffee and he noticed the girl at Starbucks name tag looked her up on fb and friend requested her right there without ever introducing himself
But now he's gone and I'm exhausted and my vagina is yelling at me and I want a cheeseburger
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
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