Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
Tears do usually get me what I want. That and oral sex.
woke up naked, gf gone. There is a cup of change in the fridge, a bird in the bathroom, and odie is drawn on my ceiling. I live in a non sequitur
You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
I just realized that at some point last night I told someone I would only be friends with 16% of them because the other 84% stole my people's land
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
I repeat do not go to a jail visit drunk, those stools are easy to fall off.
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
Jesus Christ, it's not like going swimming. You don't have to wait 20 minutes after you eat to suck a dick
You literally asked him, “Do you come here often? Do you want to visit my vagina?” With no hesitation
He's honking my boob in his sleep
It's innocent and endearing in some way
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
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