Just shaved my vagina. It's been so long I forgot what it looked like. You need to come over right now.
note to self... there IS such a thing as having too many birthday shots...
Ya know, sometimes when he kisses me in public I want to scream "HE DRIVES A PORSCHE!" so people watching understand that I don't have low standards, I'm just very materialistic.
There's a 24 hour period after giving head where you can't eat penis shaped food without me laughing at you
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You tried telling the RA that girl you brought home was your mom...
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
I just realized how early it is, you're taking this booty call thing to a whole other level. also, there are altoids all over my room, that was weird
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
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New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
Giving the guy pizza was a good idea. Leaving him naked on the pool table makes you my hero
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
Is it sad that I planned a a romantic trip to dunkin donuts for and with myself on Saturday, then added an equally romantic after midnight stroll through the half off candy sale? I find that worthy of adding a few cats to my collection agree?
So I woke up really sad and then I looked in the cabinet and there was weed and now I'm not sad anymore
Told him my main goal was to seduce the man and convince him to leave his wife for me. He didn't argue just asked me to let him know if I succeeded so he didn't waste anymore time not sleeping with the secretary at his office. I have an incredible boyfriend.