And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
you kept spraying the cat with water and then telling it to "man up" when it cried
May or may not have just drunkenly opened my christmas presents. Greatly disappointed. Might break up sooner.
How fortunate humanity is that it need not rely on the female orgasm for procreation
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I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
she has an amazing ass but I need more beers to get past her horse face. It works out perfect becauseI can use her teeth as a bottle opener.
Actually, considering the facts that I am wearing a duct tape dress and eating a gas station quesadilla, I am pretty good.
I woke up to the sound of gentle rain, only to realize I was laying under a urine trough in the men's restroom. Fuck you, bourbon. Fuck you.
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The problem with that is that my car has been stolen
Because her vagina is one of those illusive black holes that leads to a parallel universe where he is king and the sea is made of beer! That is why they are together!
I feel like the way you told me you weren't pregnant was pretty anticlimactic.
Is it frowned upon to puke at Keeneland while you're betting on horses or is it just whatev
I'm at the back whiskey bar with a 7 and 7 in a winnie the pooh costume. Come find me.
Ok sry I left that ambiguous......did you want contact solution or fellatio?