I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
the girls im babysitting are trying to see how much jello they can swallow without chewing...their future boyfriends are lucky
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
I'll wind up on his doorstep with a confused "oh you live here" expression, a feigned ankle injury and a seemingly fortunately placed bottle of tequila. I don't care what it takes: HIS MOUTH WILL BE ON MOUTH.
The shit I just took made me regret every life decision leading up to it.
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
Still dying that you shit outside
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
I was in the bathroom and I heard a phone ding inside one of the stalls. I really wanted to say, nature is calling, but I was still in my work uniform
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
You peed on a flamingo?!?
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