Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
After you pregamed and were plastered you saw the cop was parked illegally so you gave him a citizens arrest
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
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I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
That was an excessively violent trivia night
He said I was the "egg mcmuffin" of blowjobs. I'm flattered.
Oh dude, thanks for giving me that liquor last night, except replace 'giving' with 'violently forcing'.
He insisted he brought his alarm clock everywhere, and then the girl screamed "fuck French people!"
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I may or may not be wearing slippers and a TMNT hat. This thing better not have a dress code.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
Ryan Reynolds is on sesame street right now. Dressed as a letter A but still sexy as fuck. PBS is so considerate of the stay at home mom.
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
Costco cheesecake and whisky. A night made in heaven
I'm committing myself to dance. Also, I'm unsure if you said space party sounded lame because dude was old, but I hope you're over it because I love space, and I love David Bowie and I love to dance, and you need to embrace this with me.