im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
So im going to watch Hocus Pocus in my footie pajamas... How am I in college?
Not even drunk me wanted to have sex with him. I kept intentionally hitting my head on the table behind me during sex till he said i was too drunk for sex.
I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
Just mixed my liver cleanse with Bacardi. Best. Thing. Ever.
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
Cocaine Wednesdays have to stop turning into no work Thursday
I just ate a dove chocolate and the wrapper said "chocolate: always your valentine" WHAT KIND OF JACKASS WRITES THESE AND WHY MUST THEY MOCK ME?
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
classic
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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