this is the fifth day in a row i've woken up after 3 pm, hungover. I might die when snowmageddon is finally over and we have to go back to class. my liver wont know how to take it.
So excited for tonight I might actually pee my pants BEFORE I get blackout
He's trying to row the canoe up my front yard like he is Lewis and Clark.
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
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I was pissing in the urinal at the concert and some drunk chick ran in and yelled 'but the lines to fucking long' then ran out with 10 state troopers chasing her... Yeah
Puked in the trees at home depot, I told everyone it was fertilizeerr
I was desperately holding on to my sandwich while we had sex.
I don't think she considers it a date unless she publicly urinates
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
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Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
worse hangover than the time you almost threw up in a plant in front of your daycare kids?
...I don't remember telling you about that but yes
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
It's a charity event and she's wearing a cocktail dress drinking a 40... I found my future wife
when you come over can you bring tequila and my birth control? Thanks girl!
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