why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
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I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
the only good thing about him lasting five minutes was that nobody thinks i had sex with him or that im a slut because we were only in the bathroom for five minutes
Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
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As a Chick-Fil-A employee, I think you'd appreciate the visual of me almost accidentally pulling out my wallet with a thong hooked on it as I payed for my waffle fries just now.
I thought you might think I was an idiot who thought cock rings prevent STDs,
How do I put this... You're dating Ricky from Trailer Park Boys. Stop eye-fucking him and actually listen to what he says for once. He actually said "I self-learned that myself, basically" while rolling a joint. He's worse than your unskilled magician ex that accidentally cut off three of his own fingers
Word to the wise, never look up your hot young doctors on Facebook before you're discharged. You will find things and no longer be able to take them seriously.
Random question, what's John-that-we-had-a-threesome-with's phone number? Don't necessarily need the full number, maybe just area code? Think I drunkenly ran into him last night and now I have texts from a John.
Why did you have to tell me he has a hammer cock? Now I can’t stop staring at his pants.
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