ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
Wearing the BK Crown on the throne while dropping the kids off at the pool? Yes, one of my life's goals. Win
They let you pick the name that they announce for you at graduation. The professional world needs to prepare itself for papa smurf mcdonald.
he just ordered a side of pineapple and winked at me. too much for a first date. come get me.
Trust me at the end of the night there will be queso smothered places you didn't think it could be smothered
This vodka tastes like I'm not going to class tomorrow.
Pretty sure I'm going to hell because of our friendship
Last one there wins
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
Leaving my wallet at work and not going out to drink tonight...SIGN FROM THE UNIVERSE.
Tried to put an eye patch on while hooking up with a girl. She was not amused.
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
No i dont need a babysitter i have my cats. Cats can dial 911 ya know
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
Randomize
