apparently when i got back to tyler's i layed face down on the bed and yelled "don't hurt my asshole!"
Spider just rapelled from her vag rethinking online dating.
In case you were wondering, you weren't dreaming. I really did get stuck between my bed and the wall last night.
i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
In case you were wondering, transporting lube in a ziploc bag is just as bad of an idea as it sounds.
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
shes taking the breakup well, i walked in on her naked passed out wearing a turban with a bag of peanut butter choc chips in hand at 5 in the afternoon.
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
I'm so lazy and tired i just want to cry and fall asleep in a bed of egg mcmuffins.
He handed me a temporary tattoo and said cover the hickey up with this
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
Are you telling me right now that the weed man sexted you?
THE WEED MAN SEXTED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
But we have bathrooms and they dont
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