She said i saw her in the study room, waved, disappeared, came back with a coke from god knows where, and slurred "i have a drinking problem but i ate grits"
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
I'm soaked in beer, and I think blood. Why did we think we could tap a keg with a hammer?
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
Dude. Remember the only two rules I set for that? Always have a sober friend and don't do drugs with a fat chick.
my night ended with a pity blow in a racecar bed
Did I mention I hooked up with another country star? I think I need some sort of trophy for each time, yah know? Or like a sash and I win a badge or patch for each person. Like a slutty Girl Scout.
That's the ultimate walk-of-shame: running away from your own apartment and hiding in a McDonald's.
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
I went next door to get a can opener from them. They opened the door shirtless, asked me if I wanted to a smoke a joint with them. Then decided to make blueberry smoothies. But the yogurt in the blender & the berries, got confused when the berries blended into the yogurt and just kept adding more. Only stopped when we ran out of berries.
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