yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
Just transferred the sun chips from that obnoxious Eco-friendly bag into a zip lock. Fuck the environment, that bag is loud.
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
pre-gaming in the library. just gonna keep going until i'm too drunk to keep working and then i'll be there.
I ended up driving home on my birthday, he opened the door to puke on the highway, and animal balloons were flying out of the car the entire time. The people behind us got a show.
i refuse to hook up with a girl that looks like drew carey.
I was mid-sentence and you stopped me and said, "Yeah.. for my vaginas sake, I'm gonna need you to stop talking right now."
It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
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