big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
The bars here don't close until 4!
my legs don't close until 4
i asked him to tell me something nice and he said "your vagina is really tight."
at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
did i have both of my shoes on when the bouncer threw us out last night?
My student's should feel privledged to see me tuesday after the amount of alcohol I consumed this weekend.
Missed another period
I almost hope you're pregnant, this is unfair.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
I really have to stop going to the movies high. Spending $10 to not know what the fuck is going on is starting to get pricey.
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
Wait, how many people just saw my dick?
He’s like an awkward walking penis that has a personality attached
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