theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
Upperdeckered the toilet. Took sombrero off, drawing too much heat. Witnessed glassing. In bush, come findme.
apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
Idk wtf I would do on a date. I thought wed passed that stage at least for a while. Nowadays dates should consist of blackouts and shameful mistakes.
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
Did you know that taking off a bra with teeth burns ninty calories?
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
What's the world record for number of orgasms reached on ones birthday? Asking for a friend.
Chicks dig it when you smell like bong water and frebreeze.
Dude, you fell into a tree, and both of the tables, AND the window well... Resilient aren't you?
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
Dont care about too tired for sex, thank you for leaving your laser pointer. I have now determined both my cats are stupid.
i had sex with a girl named after a fruit last night and it was the best thing to happen to me in 2020
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