Tell her she can't have a vagina
dude, my own friends sent me home from a party last night. real cool assholes. real cool
as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
so i was supposed to be to work at 8..but its 9:15 and im currently standing stoned in the middle of holiday...with a bag with three doughnuts, two redbulls, and a slim jim..
god i miss watching you do this...
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I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
I know this is weird, but can you ask your girlfriend if she has my mailbox?
God, i just love slightly insecure guys with hearts of gold and giant penises.
I can't. I can't get out. He cooked me food. And made me jager bombs. And painted a glow in the dark smilie face on my boobs
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
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Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
I woke up with cheeseburger in my mouth and a deep sense of accomplishment.
1 be hot 2 flirt with everyone 3 use hotness to make people do things for you. It's a simple model.
By the end of the night I was using him as a leg rest and he was handing me pizza rolls when I wiggled my hand. It's a proven method.
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
I love you man but my hope is that you will not wake me up again by pissing on me