I sent you an email today but due to work restrictions, I had to misspell choke sex
then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
yea i thought the egg drop soup tasted weirdly like cum, and then i suddenly remembered what happened last night.
i'm never eating chinese again.
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
I brought a travel sized bottle of baby powder and sprinkled it on all of the couples making out on the wall in the basement
I want to see a guy holding a pizza and a bottle of scotch and a box of magnums. I'm a simple woman.
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
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