you want me
i'd rather choke on a dick.
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
the only reason you beat me in fntsy this week is bc you wouldnt bail me outa jail in time to set my roster you dick
Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
So we just left her at the hospital. She is not ruining my Monday night
I have to stop envisioning penises as dragons.
the upside of dating someone over 21: he can buy me a pregnancy test AND a bottle of wine when he goes to cvs for me
Dumb decision of the night...walking home drunk and smelling my pepper spray
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
See I would make a great girlfriend. My surprises are sex and burritos. What else do guys want
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
Yep. Just fucked a 34 year old on the football field where we both went to high school. That's a story for the grandkids.
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