Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
hitting rock bottom=girl fakes converting to christianity in order to get out of having sex with you.
Do you think anyone has ever tried to have sex with a cows udder before?
I would explain the ketchup stains in the bed to him but saying I just got my period is so much less embarrassing...
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WHERE ARE MY FUCKING EYEBROWS?!
We would have taken you home with us, but you were outside the bar measuring a randoms stream of piss by walking along side it... you said you were only at 32 feet and it still had a couple of grooves to hit.
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
we were both freshly single and using each other as rebounds. most intense sex I've ever had. i felt like a grizzly bear emerging from hibernation in a whirlwind of sexual fury
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a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes
I slept with the Australian in the bathroom of a gay bar. What has my life become.
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
Who knew sons of strippers would be really feminist boyfriends?
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
The gyno waiting room is so strange because the pregnant woman next to me is making a PowerPoint of her pregnant photo shoot with her husband and I’m sitting here trying to figure out from Instagram who I had sex with on Sunday lol
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