Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
I want to give you a handjob with my mouth.
yo dude i was totally schwabbin last night.
what does that even mean?
you ever see those charles schwabb commercials, where the people are like half cartoon half real.... well yeah i saw that in real life.
Puked in a cab. Passed out on my floor an my mom put a blanket over me. Home by 1045. I won shitshow trophy last night.
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Literally he has the smallest penis I've ever felt since 8th grade.
Remind me if I threw up on you last night or if that was just a dream.
You insisted on take shots off of plates.
I found him CRAWLING across the garden. He saw me,smiled,and asked for a napkin.
Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
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Feels like someone put a cigar out where my butthole used to live
Amanda bynes is my spirit animal
I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class
im half tempted just to scoot up to him and whisper "I'm not wearing underwear" but idk if thats a heartfelt apology
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
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