real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
I was just like staring at the lawn boy while singing "You Belong With Me".
I am the king of creep.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
When I start carrying a bottle in my hand, jumping from boat to boat with a grenade horn. YOU should know this isn't going to turn out well.
Everyone already knows you're a drunk, they understand.
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
I look like one classy bitch running in heels through my backyard while carrying a small dog and a large bottle of booze. How am I still single?
Seems like you've kicked summer 2012 off well.
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
She wanted to get out of there before you guys woke up so she wouldn't let me find my underwear. Lol So I apologize to whoever finds that in your room.
I just threw up into a baby carriage. There was a baby in it.
you're now officially the 3000 mile booty call. congrats.
There's a difference tho. *I* drink at seven in the morning because I work graveyards. YOU drink at seven in the morning cause you're an alcoholic.
He expects a blow job at the movies but won’t pay for popcorn? Does he know it’s not 2017 anymore
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