Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
How am I still drunk? Whoever said breakfast is the most important meal obviously didn't skip dinner and go drinking.
I passed out and woke up with my pockets full of Lucky Charms cereal and chocolate coins. Another successful St Pattys Day.
Julian told me all the fish in his pond died and he didn't know when or how. I didn't have the heart to tell him he drunkenly peed in the pond on Saturday as everyone cheered him on.
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
You texted me "Americans are sad" and "chicken coop disaster" without any further explanation.
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
All I know is when I checked my phone this morning google translate was open with "help the cow ate my robot" translated to French
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
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