You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
checking your phone to see who you drunk dialed last night isnt as funny when you see you had a 17 minute call to your dad.
so i woke up this morning covered in mail. none of it is mine.
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
She kept saying the tortilla understood her. I honestly don't know where she found a tortilla at the pool.
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
He had Homeward Bound on VHS how was I supposed to not fuck him
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
Hahaha wearing a fake moustache in public was the best idea i ever had
I'm fairly sure I accidentally saw my dad naked last night
Don’t eat the Doritos. Jeff was eating them while he was watching porn
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