so i woke up in some guy's bed but then i realized i can atone for this tomorrow
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
Once you realized you couldn't finish the 30 you started walking down the street and leaving a beer in everyone's mailbox
Washing vom off hardwood, so much easier than carpet. Thank you adulthood!
don't judge, it's breakfast wine Wednesday.
I have no idea why I said that. I have no idea why anything happened last night, I broke my toaster making a egg. I'm going to quit drinking.
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
I keep thinking your bag of thongs is a bag of chips. So mad I can't eat them.
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
It was a mess. I sat on the kitchen floor with maple whiskey and cried into a bowl of poutine. I've never even been to canada
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
You were a cyclone of alcohol and bad decisions - like a gay Tazmanian devil
I just gave myself a foot massage. #SingleAsFuck
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
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