No, that was before the police came, but after the hooker.
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
Well you know it's going to be an interesting night when the bathroom attendant is doing hail marrys
My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
Our foot and a bit height difference is kinda fun, except she's so tiny that after we ate burritos it looked like she was pregnant. I had a confusing bonner.
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
No one is allowed to go to bed until all bottles are finished, I don't want to feel my face tongiht. Do you understand?
Walking down the street, Bro bumping to 'still' by dre. Dropped his trash on the ground and aggressively sped up when his light turned green. If you still had love for the streets you wouldn't of fucking littered. Took everything for me not to yell at him. I know you would've.
You know, we cock-blocked like 5 people last night. It's like we're her vagina goalies
The guy I screamed at across the bar for booing the Bruins ended up buying me shots I had to explain to him there's not a chance in hell I would ever fuck a Canadian! #Bostonstrong
Few clarical questions about last night: 1. How did we get home? 2. Am I wearing your underwear? 3. Where is Andrea? 4. Guy with nose ring last night hot?
1. You tried hitch hiking "like a pro" and flashed cars while sticking out your thumb until I called Michael. 2. I don't know but probably. 3. Who is Andrea? 4. Hot.
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