So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
Hahaha. I am actually really tight for having a kid. Like really really tight.
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
So Easter dinner for me was at 4:40 this morning where i made Bagel Bites and had a glass of Chardonnay
You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
Yeah I should probably start planning our first conversation instead of our first child.
Please high five our old drug dealer for me please.
Sitting on an airplane reeking of booze, sex and shame while surrounded by families coming home from Disney. This is not one of my finer moments.
Don't look him in the eyes, it like looking at the sun but instead of burning your retinas it makes you wet and vulnerable
The weed is temporarily burning the grammar section of my brain library.
Let's just say we ended up at Denny's with a strippers shoe that we had to discreetly leave at the door to the strip club this morning
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
Ahaah! I just stole batteries from work for my vibrator. I am that person.
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