at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
I am far too drunk to be making a tuna melt . There's blood EVERYWHERE.
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i am way too old to be getting fingered at work
It says a lot about how well I know you when I can understand messages of yours that say things like "sauteed Jesus."
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
I drank, I fought, I made my ancestors proud.
And then someone hit me with a pool cue
And as drunk as I was I was able to show my mom how to make text italicized in Microsoft word
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
Even if they did assume we were doing kinky shit, it's not like they're gonna be like, "HALT SATAN! INTAKE SOME JESUS AND VOMIT YOUR SINS!"
how the FUCK did i spend 25 dollars at 50 cent beer night?
guess who smoked weed with their grandpa tonight. and no it wasn't me.
In a meeting I sneezed and my tooth hit the floor. I don't think anyone noticed. I would still like to die now.
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