After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
I decided they need a food cart that just roams around the library like the cotton candy people at the circus. But with real food. like tacos cause it sounds delicious.
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
You are so predictable. I am willing to bet 20$ that instead of going out you are sitting on your couch, stoned, watching Seinfield re-runs and eating cheezits.
1. they're goldfish. 2 fuck you
I'm just like... Utterly amazed that we're still alive at this point. Who'da thunk it....
One minute we were ordering sandwhiches. The next hes peeing in a trash can yelling at kids about how tv made him this way
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
This reminds me of the time you were crying and puking in the toilet at that party while i did shots of tequila in between blow drying your feet. miss you!
Whatever douche. I sucked the dick that made you. I. Win.
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
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