I'm at this poker game and this kid to my left is bragging about all the chicks he hits including a "playboy model" when all of a sudden this 22 guy looks him in the eye and says "ever fuck a 70 woman. The things they can and are willing to do" Next think the whole table is quiet for an hour. That guys my hero...
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
sweetheart all i remember is you throwing up and saying "i thought things would be better now that barack obama is president"
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The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
Well if all fails we can always become surrogate mothers. I hear that pays well.
Just for future questioning, I didnt break up with you over text
Last night we got home from the bar and saw a fox outside and we lured it in the house with a piece of cheese. Just wanted to party with some potentially dangerous wildlife I guess.
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He had a tramp stamp of his own phone number. You can't tell me that isn't smart.
Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
Oh my god I found my bf's erotica
OH MY GOD HE WROTE THIS EROTICA.
OH MY GOD THIS IS GOOD EROTICA.
BRING THE BAGELS
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
Death by dick. An honorable death. Put a picture of his dick in the photo collage at my funeral.
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