i think she is mad at you for trying to take a shit in the back seat of her car
We named our saturday intramural dodgeball team "we're hungover". Pretty much just an excuse to fuel my alcoholism on friday nights.
She just kept tellin me God was coming back and he was leavin her with a bag of stale doritoes and shitty friends.
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
As a plus, I've lost 5 pounds in two days, so "party all weekend" is officially a valid diet plan.
Whatever I'm getting wasted, my costume's bomb, and there's a good chance I'm getting laid. Not letting stupidity ruin my night!
Went home with a dude from UF last night. Just dripped chicken onto my phone and then licked it off. Going to pick up a bridesmaid dress. Mid 20s in a nutshell.
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
It's not a hangover, it's "slept on a couch with another person and said person moves a lot and is loud"
He may have been a dick but he DID give me his Netflix log in. Maybe some good did come of it.
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