Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
just remind me when i get fired soon that august is the month i started pregaming work
I took his sheets with my when I left seeing that I underestimated my period. Also grabbed a 6-pack out of the fridge because breakfast is the most important meal of the day & I don't do other peoples laundry for free.
It was my penance. God came down to me in the form of an angel and said, "you must atone for your sins, by puking in your mouth at church right before communion"
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
You were so drunk, you called my cruise control, the "auto pilot" and asked my car politely to take us to Taco Bell.
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
I see myself subsisting on tequila for the next several days.
I'm not strong. I'm hormonal, sad, lonely, and trying to get laid via tinder
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
your mission the party friday: cockblock me at ALL costs. I've cheated on my boyfriend twice. I feel like three times would be crossing some sort of line...
and no, I don't care how how hot he is
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