Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
oh and i feel obligated to inform you that there will be no sexin' because it's 'lady time' for me. so this ain't a booty call.
I was the only open register tonight and I just sold condoms and chocolate frosting to the ex..
i just google imaged poop.
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The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
she demanded that I make her breakfast too so im in the bathroom cooking bacon with her straightener
You can't be mad because the taco bell people like me and not you. I'm not the one that puked in front of them.
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
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I'm trying not to drink. I may fall down if I move. This is bad. I had everclear before the bar. Oh no. Oh no. Breathe. Breathe. Breathe.
Did I actually say goodbye last night or did I just poison you with vodka and disappear?
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
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