I think I'm going to be in trouble for sneaking out last night. My Dad saw me drive up this morning when he was leaving early for work.
What'd you say?
I told him I was sleep driving
As I was driving her home she congratulated each and every deer we saw for making it through the first day of dear season.
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
Found a single cinnamon toast crunch between my butt cheeks. We did work last night
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
I love it. Like, more than my penis at the moment.
THERE IS A GOAT THERE IS A GOAT IN MY BED IT IS EATING MY THONG WHAT DID YOU DO
All he did was like my Instagram picture and I'm already planning how to turn down sex with him this weekend...
It was his birthday and he drunkenly offered me Portillo's and diamonds in exchange for a snap chat of my boobs. Even sober it seemed like a good idea at 3 in the morning.
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
Should I be worried if two ants just crawled out of my purse?
Yes!
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