We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
I stood up and a chip flew out of my shirt and landed in the chip dish. I just walked away.
Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
i do some of my deepest thinking on my wednesday morning walks of shame
It took 5 minutes to find my bra.. in his car.
i just peed with my friends in your backyard... do you still live here
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
This guy on Hoarders just said "we're all about 4 or 5 decisions away from shitting in a bucket". True dat
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
Signs of a stoner: trying everything in your fridge topped with peanut butter to seek satisfaction.
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
Not this time. I'm drinking in my sweatpants which means I've given up for the day and shouldn't be in public.
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
Randomize
