She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
He has a chalkboard tally in his bathroom of "Me vs. Toilet". He's losing.
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
Okay. How did someone manage to piss on TOP of a urinal? What giant is roaming around with a prick five feet from the ground?
Masturbated before I came into work and now the finger scanner won't clock me in. Fuck Valentines Day.
Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
I'm not THAT invested in seeing you to an orgasm
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
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