White coat. Heels.
the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
peeing in bathroom at penn station and the homeless man next to me is combing his beard with a fork...god I love new york
God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
Is it weird that out of everything, Im most worried about chipping a tooth on his prince albert?
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
It says a lot about how well I know you when I can understand messages of yours that say things like "sauteed Jesus."
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
You Just stopped dancing, looked at me and said "I'm gonna make it rain" Then shook the open box of crunch berries everywhere.
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
I have shit my pants twice this week. #adulthood
You fucked him, didn’t you?
He showed up at my house with tacos, rum and a negative Covid test. Of course I fucked him. I’m just a simple girl that likes tacos, not Margaret Thatcher!
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