were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
did i get hit in the head with a hammer? someone just asked me...
Just got home and found him passed out with his ass stuck in a Rubbermaid garbage can. He must have been like that for a few hours
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
hotboxing with the ex-bf's two most recent hookups. they just realized they're eskimo sisters with his best friend. this is what happens when I come home for Christmas.
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
I woke up naked in this guys bed and the first thing I start saying is it's super bowl Sunday like I was yelling
I just met a stripper in the light of day who I ate a candy bikini off her body. This is how my weekend is going.
HOW THE FUCK IS IT POSSIBLE THAT THE JUNIOR HIGH STUDENT IS BETTER AT BEING AN ADULT THAN I AM!?!?
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
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