i barfeds in our rink
I swiped a lunchable and a gatorade from my one night stand's fridge, does it count as a date now since a meal was included?
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
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She climbed through the window and into my bed. Not even sure who she is. Was thinking she might be a friend of yours?
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
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I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
She seriously left me for a guy that likes his own statuses on facebook.....
I'm really just disappointed in myself for having sex with a musical theater major
You reached new levels of laziness. After we woke you up to take shots with us, you stayed in bed so you didn't have to move when you were drunk and sleepy
We are totally like Jim and Pam, except ya know, drunk and not together anymore.
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
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