omg. I had the wrong window open and I accidentaly posted my credit card # on twitter
Whats your twitter name
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
Heating the house with the oven may not be safe but at least it's always preheated
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
I had to have the guy I went out with last night come pick me up from the hotel the next morning after I ditched him for a firefighter..don't even talk to me about a walk of shame
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
Holy Hangover.. I'm marrying whoever put this water by my bed
Then you're three pancakes deep in regret.
you hit your head on the sneeze guard and passed out at Pizza Hut they called the police
Drunk me just want to text sober me for saving that half rack of ribs I loves you
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
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