her vagine was all disorganized.
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
So I gave him a handjob and now we aren't friends anymore
You're at Notre Dame. What did you expect?
I feel like college is just one giant drunken trip to Taco Bell
It's sad that my net worth at the moment is 4 beers
Pretty much gone. He was in the backseat and kept whispering that his "toes felt like pigtails"
I traded the garbage men the rest of my handle for a ride home. Best. Walk. Of. Shame. Ever.
I still smell like men's body wash from that drunken shower I took at that stranger's home last night.
I look like I just got gang banged and I'm wearing a Taylor swift t shirt. It's not gonna be a pretty breakfast.
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
You still owe me one bodily function mess clean up.
You pee on the floor one time and you never hear the end of it...
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