It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
my tonsil wound opened up during the kegstand but i stopped it with a popsicle
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
I left his apartment Bc I lost my id. Wandered 5 miles barefoot. Got lost in downtown la. My phone died so I asked for directions from a man at the gas station.. Turns out he was a bum. He led me back to the apartment AND he found my id.
It's like the whiskey god was watching over you
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
High me just had to pick the lock on my sisters room because I locked my vodka in there. I love vacation.
my cat just photo bombed my nudie.. does this qualify me as a cat lady?
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
Just calling to thank you for not dying. I love you.
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
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