Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
you're bored at work aren't you?
I'm toying with the idea of beating off under my desk
she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
I'm actually pretty neutral about a lot of things. I'm like Switzerland with a penis.
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all she had left on were here heels. phone five
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
I was afraid she wouldn't be able keep up but I woke up in a bathtub, she called me a pussy and made me pancakes.
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
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She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
Our friendship just got weirder. He snapchated me the porn he was watching.
Hey beautiful no judgement but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??
Currently rolling a blunt in the bathroom of Planned Parenthood
Every time I try to do something productive I end up searching ghost porn.
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
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