How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
I have left a significant number of teethmarks in my prhone. My mouth tastes like tequila and cheddar. Tomorrow already feels fun.
So, apparently, "i expected your penis to be bigger" isn't good pillow talk.
17 year olds will be the death of me.
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
I think im definitely allergic to shell fish. Or hungover. Probably both.
Everything smells like beer. Everything. But I cant drag myself out of bed to take a shower. So beer it is.
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
Just had that moment when you realize the two drunk women shoving all their money down your clothes were your middle school teachers...
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
Didn't think the day of being the oldest in a club would be when I'm twenty one. Even the bouncer looked surprised when he ID me.
THEN YOU WILL NOT GET TO SEE MY TITS TONIGHT OR IN THE NEAR FUTURE YOU HEARTLESS BASTARD
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
it’s about to be september and all i keep thinking is what if i go (another) full calendar year without having sex?
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