No, asshole. I'm not gay. But if I was I think I would do better than fucking Nick Lachey.
Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
Don't worry I drank 7 more beers & brought home a guy that bit me at the bar.
why is my forehead so bruised?
i found you outside knocking on the door with your head because you couldn't lift your arms.
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
He asked us to wake him up with a strobe light. We had it going in front of his face full power for half and hour and he didn't even blink.
I just try to date guys based on what I need like I am trying to find an electrician now
You gays are geniuses
You've got until 8 and then I'm kicking down your door and pouring a beer down your ass via funnel
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
Clearly you need to take sleeping pills and put your phone in the toilet
A condom was pulled out of your vagina by a doctor today I do not think you can pull off "closet" hoe anymore
I just had mom give me advice about how and where to store my lube in my shower. It was super awkward. Of course, she also walked in on me masturbating once so I guess turnabout is fair play
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