So did the night end well for you?
I stole a traffic cone and drunk texted my sister because i couldn't think of any other girl to text
you made a powerpoint titled 'things i've drank tonight' and emailed it to me.
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
he made a bald eagle out of coke lines
We're trying to decide between cracker barrel an the ER
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
He refused to pierce my nipples, saying they are the best he's ever seen and that blemishing them would be a crime
Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
I owe you cheese. The drunk munchies don't acknowledge food ownership.
Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
Updates: Made out with a teletubby last night in the middle of the street #lifegoals
For someone I see at the bar by herself all the time... I should have know she had a tazer.
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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