So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
you threw your tampon into someones open car window...while they were driving.
so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
Maybe walking up to the cops busting our party with a "Things go better with Coke" t-shirt on and asking for my extra license back that my little brother got busted with wasn't the best idea of the night.
I can't take any time off so I'll be here drinking mimosas til I puke at home with my kitty
I passed out with my wizard stick taped to my hands and got woken up being poked with a St. Bernard
Why were my jeans in the freezer of the mini fridge, and how long have they been in there? On another note, I found my teacher's ID badge.
Your dog took my vibrator out to the yard
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
If you find me in the bathroom in a fetal position, licking frozen bacon .. I might have Drank a little too much.
So if he doesn't show up do we eat his birthday cake? Because I'm stoned and wrestling is on. What's the proper protocol
When I walked out of the bathroom and you were literally dancing, you looked at me and said 'this is how I dance'. And then continued.
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
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