Michael Jackson had a heart attack when he found out boyz to men was a music group not a delivery service.
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
i may or may not have puked on your loofa in the shower.
My uncles bleeding, my brother has a black eye and my moms topless in the pool... How was your family cookout?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
I am expending an amazing amount of energy to not throw up right now
I was out with the drag queens until 7am. This is the hangover I needed to kick my ass back to sobriety. Dear Virgin Mary, fuck my life.
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just used "et al" in a sext. I thought you'd be proud
I didn't pay $79 for lingerie for you to cum in 30 seconds
Also you know what's irritating? When the guy you're sleeping with refuses to like any of your Instagram posts
I'm eating go-gurt and drinking beer alone in the dark. This is why you shouldn't marry young.
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
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