dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
Awww. A guy on the train just took his coat off so his girlfriend could throw up into it. Who says chivalry is dead?
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
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could you please tell me why you thought vodka soaked band aids were a good idea?
We talked him into tasing himself.
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
That awkward moment when the guy you hooked up on spring break invites you over for dinner to meet his parents and you say yes because the first rule of college is never turn down a free meal.
THE SHIT YOU GET YOURSELF INTO
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
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It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
She poured beer through the deck into the hot tub. She called it a deck shot. It was horrifying but super awesome at the same time.
Would it kill us to punctuate. That last text took me 5 min to read
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
Things that have happened since you moved: Lemmy, Bowie, Snape, Prince, civility, democracy, Carrie Fisher, all dead. Record flooding down here. Twice. This is clearly your fault.
There comes a point where there's just condoms and old mcdonalds in your garbage can and you can't tell if you've won or lost.
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