I just broke up with my girlfriend lets go find strippers that need rent money.
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
We just found a handle of vodka in our fridge and no one knows how it got there. God I love spring break.
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
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Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
I'd like to say he was whispering sweet nothings into my ear all night but really he was just whispering "pussyyy"
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
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She just passive-aggressively stripped in the kitchen while humming the theme to Doug.
You left for an hour, then walked up to us at the bar, pulled 80 dollars out of your bra and yelled " drinks are on him".
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
Long story short, I found someone who takes me seriously when I say I have a Shakespeare kink.
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
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