S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
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Just filled the brita up in the bathtub because we couldn't get it into the sink.
Ugh. This is the type of hangover that all other hangovers want to grow up to be.
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
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I think we should have realized the night was going to be nuts when it started with a bum dying in front of my house.
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I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
I tried to have a quickie with him at the company happy hour. I think I need to quit my job.
I just ordered a onesie on amazon in the back of the ambulance while my patient was sleeping. I'm an adult
Dude, do you think he'd be pissed if he found out that I always reference him as my starter husband?
His dick is pure magic - dark, powerful, beautiful magic. It's the Elder Wand of penises
The night got way more interesting after Jimmy started doing summersaults in front of the bar.
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